Some nefarious shenanigans are afoot! It seems that everyone is back and we are starting all over again. The good news is, you don’t have to say good bye, Jesse the American jock bro tells them.
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I can’t believe anyone would come to the Kelly Slater wave pool without knowing how to barrel well. They are getting catty about Tia’s barrel skills. This is… not what I expected.īad music interlude. No beach battle! I am so disappointed, because beach battles are my favorite part. The Jesse bro is telling them that they have the day off. We’re halfway! I did not know we were halfway. I could learn how to make it and maybe I could be as good at surfing as Koa. Can we learn what Koa puts in his smoothie? Because this would be so helpful and servicey.
I’m not sure if this remembering is good or bad.Īgain, Koa is making a smoothie. Also, Koa’s cheekbones survived another episode.
And they didn’t even wear cute spangly dresses, which was very disappointing. Oh right, there was a pairs surfing thing last week. Presumably we will learn what this means soon enough. Let us descend again into the demented world of the Ultimate Surfer.Įpisode 5! “A little bit of this and a little bit of that.” Mason and Bruna, two people I hadn’t really noticed, left last week. I do know there are only three teams left. Really, I barely remember what I did yesterday, much less last week. I did not crack.Ī mere reality television show? Child’s play. I am here to tell you that there are a lot of lengthy stretches in the Tour de France where nothing much happens at all. That’s 21 days, in case you were wondering, which you totally were. Once, and actually probably more than once, I wrote about every damn day of the Tour de France. We must somehow reach the finish of this thing together. She is totally going to crack.īut no! I would never abandon you. Oh, she’ll last two or three episodes, then she’ll stop, you said. In this episode: There is a big surprise, which I won’t ruin! The door is wide open for Tia to win the whole thing! Are you team Tia or team Malia? Bitches will be bitches!
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